Di samping rumahku ada sebuah sungai yang besaaaaaaaaaaar sekuaaaaali.Tahu gak, di dalamnya hidup 3 ekor buaya (plus badan kepalanya tentu,bukan ekorn doang lho). Suatu hari ada 1 ekor babi (plus kepala dan badannya dong) berenang di sungai itu. Buaya pertama langsung melahapnya hingga habis dan kekenyangan. Lalu lewat lagi seekor babi lain,bisa ditebak,buaya kedua pun melahapnya hingga kenyang dan tidak bisa makan apa-apa lagi. 2 jam kemudian lewat seekor babi yang sangat montok.Buaya pertama dan kedua jelas tidak mau makan lagi.perut mereka udah buncit. Eh,buaya ketiga diam aje. Buaya 1 dan 2 serempak nanya,"Eh,nape gak di embat tuh babi.Ente kagak laper?""Sebenernye ane laper.Buaaaaanget""Trus nape gak makan tuh babi?""Astagfirullah.Ane Muslim tak boleh makan babi.Haram",jawab buaya ketiga.
HAHAHAHA...........Lucukan?
nOni Stories.............let's Smilegw punya cerita tp yang baca harus orng intelek..sorry klu nyinggung,tapi mang kenyataan kan.............Once there was a boy whose parents named him Odd.Other childreen used to tease him about his name, but he stuck out his chest and refused to be bothered.As he grew up,peoplecontinued to make fun of his moniker.Even after he became a succesful attorney.finally,as an old man,he wrote out his last wishes."I've been the butt of jokes all my life,"he said :"I'llnot have people making fun of me after I'm gone."he instructed that his TOMBSTONE not bear his name.
After his Death;People noticedthe large blank stone and said , "That's Odd"
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